Cheap Tricks & Cheesy One Liners
The Foreword to My Life







"I said so once to your father’s face, and he would not speak to me for half a year."


relahvant:

these animals are fucking ridiculous i want 14124 of them


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thabai:

When your whole Squad is on point

thabai:

When your whole Squad is on point


   team x   

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Have you ever just wanted to watch someone monumentally fuck up just so you could see them get in trouble. 

Because that’s how I feel right now. 


  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

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worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.


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bubblegumrebel:

FUCK


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"I believe pain breeds wolves
and joys give rise to moons.

We grow forests in our bones
so our memories can’t find us.

I believe we hide and haunt ourselves."

Pavana पवन (via maza-dohta)

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od


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